Things Nathan Says in His Sleep

I have been inspired by this post over at Legos In My Pocket. Go check it out for some hilarious sleep talking action.

My dear husband, Nathan, talks in his sleep every night. For instance, just about an hour ago, he rolls over, looks at me with his creepy, blood-shot, glassed-over-sleep-eyes and says, "UGH. I can NOT get to sleep." Yeah. Seriously. I laugh pretty loud and tell him he could have fooled me for the past couple hours. He seems shocked when I tell him the time. Then he immediately goes back to sleep.

While I have not written down every idiotic funny thing he's said while sleeping, I have jotted down a few. Here's a little taste of my nights:

Everybody out of the vault!

I'm harmonic, not melodic.

Me: OW, you just kneed me in the shin.
Nathan: You probably deserved it

Just tell me what storm you're on. You'll be all right.

Nathan is shaking his arms and holding them out..
Me: What are you doing?
Nathan: Wondering why you're not getting out of the shaking building! Me and Stewart were getting out! And you and McKinney were playing Remington.

COME ON!

So, Hurley can talk to dead people now?

Me: What are you talking about?
Nathan: I don't know. Somehow it makes sense to me.

PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!

::Drums and sings along to the National Anthem during Lindsey Vonn's medal ceremony::

Check and make sure we're not leaving anyone's head under the deck.

I'm seriously out of pillow.

Is that Michael C. Hall?

 

 

 

 

I really wish I had a bigger list. Most nights, it's just mumbling or laughing...which, by the way, the laughing is SUPER creepy. Especially if it's accompanied with the maniacal, red, googly eyes. ::shiver::

 

 

Then, there's THESE eyes..

 

 

 

 

Oh this is your pillow? Do you have a flag?